Ever been standing there thinking, "I have to practice some patience right now." Me, too.
This shirt is for those fat, disabled, overly medicated combat veterans out there.
Or alternately, for the mentally disabled.
Shipping from United States
Processing time
2-5 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Privacy policy
Privacy Policy
Last Updated: 6/9/2026
Introduction
This Privacy Policy describes how CRISIS ACTOR SHIRT ("we," "us," or "our") collects, uses, and shares personal information when you purchase from or otherwise interact with our Etsy shop.
By purchasing from our shop, you acknowledge that your information may be processed as described in this Privacy Policy.
Information We Collect
To fulfill your order, Etsy provides us with certain information you have authorized Etsy to share, including:
Your name
Email address
Shipping address
Payment information (processed by Etsy; we do not receive your full payment card details)
Details regarding the products you purchase
Any information you provide in messages or communications
Why We Need Your Information
We rely on several legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:
To fulfill your order and provide customer service
To communicate with you regarding your order
To resolve disputes and provide support
To comply with legal obligations, including tax and recordkeeping requirements
When necessary for our legitimate business interests, provided those interests are not overridden by your rights or interests
How We Use Your Information
We use customer information to:
Process and fulfill orders
Coordinate production and shipping of products
Communicate regarding purchases
Respond to customer inquiries
Maintain records required by law
Improve shop operations and customer service
We do not sell, rent, or trade customer personal information to third parties.
Information Sharing and Disclosure
We may share your information only in limited circumstances, including:
Etsy
We receive and process information through Etsy and comply with Etsy's Seller Policy and Terms of Use.
Print-on-Demand Production Partners
We use third-party print-on-demand production partners to manufacture and ship products on our behalf. To fulfill your order, we share only the information necessary for production and delivery, which may include:
Your name
Shipping address
Product order details
Our production partners are authorized to use this information only for the purpose of fulfilling your order and are not permitted to use it for their own marketing purposes.
Shipping and Service Providers
We may share information with trusted third-party service providers as necessary to operate our business, including:
Shipping carriers
Payment processors through Etsy
Accounting and tax service providers
These providers receive only the information necessary to perform their services.
Legal Requirements
We may disclose your information if required to comply with applicable laws, regulations, legal proceedings, court orders, or governmental requests.
Data Retention
We retain personal information only as long as necessary to:
Fulfill orders
Resolve disputes
Provide customer support
Comply with legal, tax, accounting, and regulatory obligations
Order information may be retained for up to 1 year or longer if required by applicable law.
International Transfers
If you are located outside the United States, please be aware that your information may be transferred to, stored, and processed in the United States or other countries where Etsy, our production partners, or service providers operate.
Your Rights
Depending on your location, you may have certain rights regarding your personal information, including:
The right to access your personal information
The right to correct inaccurate information
The right to request deletion of your information
The right to object to or restrict certain processing activities
The right to receive a copy of your information where applicable
To exercise these rights, please contact us using the information provided below.
Please note that we may retain certain information as necessary to comply with legal obligations, resolve disputes, or enforce agreements.
Contact Information
For privacy-related questions or requests, contact:
CRISIS ACTOR SHIRT
Through Etsy Messages or at:
Email: cpardue@gmail.com
Mailing Address: 4113 Staghorn Cir S, Fort Worth TX, 76137
Changes to This Policy
We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. Any changes will be posted in our Etsy shop and will become effective upon posting.